^vMySadStrangeLittleLifev^
That’s right! Those are Robopirate socks.. know why I have Robopirate socks? I’ll tellya why, cuz my mama loves me! That’s Why. Why do I have Orange sock garters..
…uhh..umm.. CUZ I LOVE ME SO I BOUGHT THEM! ..[that sounds sad by comparison]..
Whatever! What matters is that I have Orange sock garters & Robopirate scocks & they’re amazing!
Your envy may now commence.

That’s right! Those are Robopirate socks.. know why I have Robopirate socks? I’ll tellya why, cuz my mama loves me! That’s Why. Why do I have Orange sock garters..

…uhh..umm.. CUZ I LOVE ME SO I BOUGHT THEM! ..[that sounds sad by comparison]..

Whatever! What matters is that I have Orange sock garters & Robopirate scocks & they’re amazing!

Your envy may now commence.